Jim Swonger's
20 Indicators of an Enlightened Civilization

Jim Swonger sent me this list of his 20 Indicators of an Enlightened Civilization. He notes "Here is the start of a tentative list of the essentials of an enlightened civ...It is not yet complete, but my current train of thought has temporarily derailed due to a casting change in my next production, Night of the Iguana."

So here's Jim's list so far:


1. Icecream - preferrably Ben and Jerry's or Haggen Das. Most flavors will do, variety is the spice of life.

2. The ability to laugh at one's self - Steven Wright and Robin Williams are my particular favorites followed close behind with Ellen Degeneris and Bette Midler.

3. Books - The list here gets pretty long:

4. Music - Again the list is long 5. Movies 6. Comfortable Clothes - the right to wear what is comfortable and pleasing to you in spite of "fashion" trends and other peoples personal "morals."

7. Games - all kinds that are not inspired or directly related to the wanton killing of other intelligent beings.

8. The Net - need I say more?

9. Smiles - most women, and men too I guess, look their prettiest when they smile.

10. Public Broadcasting - here's my little push for the NEA funding of PBS companies. Where would we be without Sesame Street or the Electric Company?

11. Kittens

12. Warm sunny days out in the open fields or wooded hills

13. The ability to earn a living doing what you enjoy doing.

14. Warm nights walking on the beach with that someone special or just with a good friend.

15. Puns - but only between the hours of 5 pm to 7 pm every other day. To many peronomasiacs tend to be under the assumption that if one pun is good (good at least in their minds) than more are even more fun.

16. Singing in the shower without laughter being heard in the next room

17. A good pizza

18. Breads - most kinds

19. M*A*S*H - the TV series

20. Cartoons - At least ones that have had a little thought put into their creation, i.e. not ninja turtles or other pointless bash-fests.


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